Luckily I produce this hormone naturally. Some of y’all need this, though.

Luckily I produce this hormone naturally. Some of y’all need this, though.

Kids say the darnedest things. 
#BillCosbyWouldBeProud
#KidsBeCrazy
#GoodGrammarTho

Kids say the darnedest things.
#BillCosbyWouldBeProud
#KidsBeCrazy
#GoodGrammarTho

Just looks me in the face and keeps doin what he’s doin like I didn’t just say stop. (Warning, sound is horrible).

Don’t let them eyes fool you, he is a troublemaker.

Don’t let them eyes fool you, he is a troublemaker.

Last name ever. First name whitest.

Last name ever. First name whitest.

Supply and demand. Elementary, my dear Watson.

Supply and demand. Elementary, my dear Watson.

His comfortable bed is on the passenger seat but he decides he wants to lie by me. He may be a bit spoiled. 

#FutureGuardDog
#WeChillinTho
#ICarryPitBullsNotGuns

His comfortable bed is on the passenger seat but he decides he wants to lie by me. He may be a bit spoiled.

#FutureGuardDog
#WeChillinTho
#ICarryPitBullsNotGuns

Just drank a 5 hour energy tho. 

#HadMeInFocus
#CheckOutThatScoreTho

Just drank a 5 hour energy tho.

#HadMeInFocus
#CheckOutThatScoreTho

*you’re
#StillFunnyThough

*you’re
#StillFunnyThough

When the GTA V story loads all the way and you realize you on the wrong ps3 account.

When the GTA V story loads all the way and you realize you on the wrong ps3 account.

My view #FinallyOff 
#That10HourShiftTho

My view #FinallyOff
#That10HourShiftTho

My music got jokes…

My music got jokes…

Bout time the sun came up! Less than 2 hours and ima get back to my bae…. Ahhh… Damn autocorrect. Bed.

Bout time the sun came up! Less than 2 hours and ima get back to my bae…. Ahhh… Damn autocorrect. Bed.

Me when mama decides she wants to carpool to some random event

Me when mama decides she wants to carpool to some random event

😂😂😂😂😂😂 
#InnapropriatelyFunny

😂😂😂😂😂😂
#InnapropriatelyFunny