Everybody trying to contact me hmu here. Phone’s out until further notice. Waitin on my phone like…

Everybody trying to contact me hmu here. Phone’s out until further notice. Waitin on my phone like…

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HoodyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

HoodyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That’s slick evil.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That’s slick evil.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hey, playas make mistakes, too. Been callin my lil nigga babygirl. He prolly wants to fight me. In my defense, I thought it was a boy until told otherwise.

I’ve already spoiled her. She cries when I put her down. She tries to get on my shoulder as best as her lil legs can carry her, but I always gotta put her up there. She goes right to sleep. I bet she have real nigga dreams. #Trooper

I’ve already spoiled her. She cries when I put her down. She tries to get on my shoulder as best as her lil legs can carry her, but I always gotta put her up there. She goes right to sleep. I bet she have real nigga dreams. #Trooper

Named her troop because she’s a little trooper. She’s the last of ten puppies. She’s a survivor. She’s my babygirl. #MyNiggaTroop #PitPuppy #BottleAndBedAndRepeat

Named her troop because she’s a little trooper. She’s the last of ten puppies. She’s a survivor. She’s my babygirl. #MyNiggaTroop #PitPuppy #BottleAndBedAndRepeat

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If they watch, why not give em a show?

If they watch, why not give em a show?

Who needs to join one?
#ClashOfClans

Who needs to join one?
#ClashOfClans

"So, who is (insert name here)?" "Y’all been havin’ a good conversation, huh?"

I know it word for wordπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜°πŸ˜…

It’s only happened like 4 or 5 times, and every time was a misunderstanding. Promise lol.

#SheJustMyFriend

"So, who is (insert name here)?" "Y’all been havin’ a good conversation, huh?"

I know it word for wordπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜°πŸ˜…

It’s only happened like 4 or 5 times, and every time was a misunderstanding. Promise lol.

#SheJustMyFriend

This dog look like a boss in a video game. “I AM ZORTHAR, RULER OF DOGS ON EARTH AND HELL ALIKE”. I feel like anyhing he would say would be in capital letters.

This dog look like a boss in a video game. “I AM ZORTHAR, RULER OF DOGS ON EARTH AND HELL ALIKE”. I feel like anyhing he would say would be in capital letters.

If time travel ever becomes possible, I’m gonna go back to buy this man a beer. Or sneak one, depending what year I’m in.

If time travel ever becomes possible, I’m gonna go back to buy this man a beer. Or sneak one, depending what year I’m in.

Me when I hear a noise in the house and I put my glasses on too fast. 
#IDontPlayThat

Me when I hear a noise in the house and I put my glasses on too fast.
#IDontPlayThat